NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
I love iOS 8 (:
well that escalated REALLY quickly
*dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
DAVID BOWIE WITH A KITTEN ON HIS HEAD
OKAY NOW I’M READY TO FACE THE DAY.
Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!
Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
THING I NEED